I might have been alone on this, but when I was waaaay younger I frequented www.gurl.com a lot. Every once in a while I go back to visit and read the comics section because it was always my favorite. I think the last time I went was maybe ah... 7 months ago? Who knows.
Anyway, this is a gem:
IT REALLY IS GROSS!
My 21st birthday was fun. It was all smoke and mirrors.
I just uploaded pictures of my Neighborhood Bike Riding Adventure on my Myspace!
I rode around with a camera in my hand so they're literally "shot from the hip" and showcasing the neighborhood in which the Caamanos and my bummin' ass lives. I thought about trying to take serious photos, but, eh, I took over 250 and I probably have the same number of good ones if I actually thought about what ever I was capturing.
I need to upload them elsewhere. They're pretty bad ass. Rocky, the dog, ran with me a lot of the time. I took shots of myself where I'm looking like fucking Dennis Hopper. Nah, I'm not that cool.
Manowar is the greatest metal band in the world.... or atleast they try very hard to be.
GLOVES OF METAL
If you inspect this video carefully, you'll see that they are, in fact, the most metal band in the world by my standards. For starters, there is HEAVY METAL SEAGULLS. They are following the fundamental rule that the words heavy metal sound powerful in front of any word(s) especially two-part words, and seagull is one of the best examples. Then, of course, the riding of great stallions. Summoning to call of metal! Oh my god the world's tackiest, awe inspiring, heavy metal spiked arm ever. Their outfits show their manliness, Davey Crockett BOOTS. Fur and sherling, FUCKIN METAL VIKINGS. Even in tight, white leather. A real metal head will wear white leather. He is secure in his metalness. WE WEAR LEATHER! WE WEAR SPIKES! WE RULE THE NIGHT! Lots of heavy metal arms. Pumping. Is that a BANNER WITH THIER NAME ON IT I SEE!?!? Bitchin Solo, eye contact with the camera to show how completely BAD ASS he is. Close up shots of his crazy guitar licks! VIKING FIGHT! RAPING OF THEIR WOMEN! PYROTECHNICS!! DEATH! Kill them short haired pussies. BLOOD. And man handlin' some fine ass Viking bitches. Throw em around like they like it. Final shots with controlled women, and more pyrotechnics. OH Good Gods of the Pagan Earth, that Heavy Metal Arm.